Case File 174 with Ian Erickson

Now stepping up to the plate, Ian Erickson of Punching Up is back on Thought Cops for round two. Frick, now I’m confusing my sports metaphors.

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Field Notes

We start the episode by cutting into each other, and it turns out that we were all cake. The whole time. Overrated joke, sure, but if we have to keep dredging on throughout this stupid ass culture war go ahead and stick our heads in the oven, because fuck it.

This week we have an update on the Harper’s “Cancel Culture” Letter (turns out they cancelled someone who signed it), blue checkmarks went to the Twitter version of a gulag, Taco Bell turns old menu items into cake, Goya Beans turns into a can of cake, and Cake Computers tells cakesumers not to put cake on their caketop camera, or else it will cake your cakecake. Cake.

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Case File 173 with Brandon Kirkman

Clean your pipes and flush as loudly as you can, on the show this week we have Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs, which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective!

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Light up the biggest weed you can and smash that play button, because we’re cancelling culture and fucking memes over here. Brandon assists us in getting the CAREN Act passed, taking down toxic masculinity one giant city skyscraper at a time, flipping the Scrabble board over, and helping white country bands steal the names of black blues singers that they then turn around and sue. HEY WAIT A MINUTE. No, we’re here to do the opposite of that. What’s the point of this show again? Who gets punished? Are the eyes of justice as blind as the long dick of the law, constantly thrusting upward toward the sky and ejaculating all over the dark corners of the internet? Find the answer to all of those questions and more, this week on Thought Cops!

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Case File 172 with Nico “ncoio”

We spend the 4th of July podcasting instead of grilling as Nico “ncoio” joins us in celebration.

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Field Notes

This week, everyone is cancelled. It’s like that movie The Purge, except it’s different. Reddit, YouTube, and comedies released in the 2000’s are under intense scrutiny for a litany of reasons, which you will just have to listen to the episode to find out.

A married couple wielding assault weapons on the front lawn of their McMansion goes viral, and Twitter releases a bunch of coding language changes that we wouldn’t have known about if they hadn’t advertised their coding language changes.

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Case File 171 with Be Nice To Me Productions

Be nice to us! Alex and Alex of Be Nice To Me Productions are back this week with some exciting news for Thought Cops listeners!

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Field Notes

Kevin and Grant have starring roles in Be Nice To Me Productions’ latest short film Chief Marketing Officer Job Downtown, which just released. We take a deep dive into talking about that, so consider that your homework for this week 🙂

Otherwise, crime doesn’t stop and it’s business as usual once again. A guy sues Twitch because boobs are too sexy. No, seriously. He almost burns his house down from ejaculate. Snapchat apologizes for a Juneteenth filter which is tasteless, to put it quite lightly. Big Mouth discourse heats up this week, and a controversial article about the closing of Chicago’s legendary comedy theater, iO Theater, comes to light.

Grab your himbos, get some tendies, and watch Be Nice To Me Productions’ latest short film!

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Case File 170 with Danny Thompson of ShadowForks Games

E3 might be cancelled this year, but we have returning champion and Official Thought Cops Gaming Correspondent Danny “The Street ‘Shadowforks‘” Thompson join us for another episode of Thought Cops!

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Unironically, there’s a new episode this week. We would NEVER ironically post one. This week, Danny helps us find where “the line” is in comedy and activism, as well as helps us argue better with people in the comments sections. We add a third mic to the Thought Cops, “Officer Karen,” help fire Aunt Jemima from her job, and stick Spongebob back in the closet, where he belongs. Inb4 “muh childhood=ruined!!!”

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Case File 169 with Yolo Swag Studios

We’re back! And this week we’re joined by Zack (Zach? Zatch???) of Yolo Swag Studios. You can follow him on Youtube, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, just make sure you follow him!

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Did we miss anything? We might’ve taken a week off, but even the Simpsons couldn’t have predicted what happened to the country last week. So there’s a lot to catch up on.

Jake Paul gets arrested and the Thought Cops accidentally bailed him out. Oops! They also cancelled Cops and are gunning for Paw Patrol. I hope we’re not next! The Looney Tunes also get their disarmed by the long dick of the state. Time for gamers to rise the fuck up.

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Case File 168 with Tyler Russo

What else can be said right now? Here’s some ridiculous bullshit, hope this lightens your week. Tyler Russo is back with us, we have some great discussion and much needed laughs.

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Field Notes

We talk about annoying twitter joke prompts. Ruin a podcast with one letter? Easy. Thought Bops. Funny.

Priests are on watch this week as they steal our schtick (not that one), and boredom? It stinks! We discuss the Karen spectrum, and of course, the anatomy of a turtle penis. Grimes and Elon have “updated” their offspring’s name, and much more.

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Case 167 with Aaron Klopfer

There may be no Aaron Klop-him, but there is an Aaron Klopfer, and he’s with us this week for another episode of Thought Cops!

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Lockdown is driving everyone insane, insane enough to finally attempt sucking our own dicks. Aaron finally succeeded (suck-seed-ed). We talk about lockdown, the difficulties of wanting to do anything during lockdown, oh yeah and also do the show. Two big stories this week were the Jersey E-Girl’s rise to fame and then within a couple hours rise to infamy. We also witness the world’s first deergasm and wish that we hadn’t. Please make it stop.

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Case 166 with Sirancha and Niko of Darksyde Jills

What’s this, a crossover episode? Sirancha and Niko from Darksyde Jills join the battle this week on Thought Cops!

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This episode, we finally put an end to bodyshaming. Again. For like the fifth time or something. We pop a couple caps into the new Cal-Arts Toucan Sam, and take Chrissie Teigen‘s twitter account away from her.  This is how we win.

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Case 165 with Grant Duffrin of Shrek Retold and Shrekfest

Don’t lean in, listen in! Grant Duffrin from Shrek Retold, Shrekfest, and the3gi fame joins the fight, this week on Thought Cops!

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In this week’s action-packed Thought Cops adventure, we reveal a new story arc. We’re going to be in the next iteration of Shrek Retold! We also make fun of Elon Musk and his new kid Missingno., have an in-depth conversation about posture and masculinity, and help manspreading cross over into the realm podcasting.

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