Case File 188 with Cameron Gillette

Comedian Cameron Gillette drops by the show to talk about his new comedy album, The Best Set I Will Ever Have, which is currently climbing up the charts on iTunes!

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Field Notes

Food is food, and meals are fluid. No, I’m not talking about what you threw in your vitamix this morning, I am dismantling the brunch debate. A new Borat movie released this week, and Kazakhstan said very nice. Kim Kardashian found a new way to embrace the “new normal”, by simply renting out a private island for her birthday.

This episode is filled with all kinds of Shod and Freud, don’t miss it!

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Case File 187 with Wes Beach

Why go to therapy when you have Thought Cops? Wes Beach joins us this week. Check out his YouTube channel for viral vidz that will certainly suit your content-related needs.

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Field Notes

Rest in Peace Quibi. Well, now that that’s out of the way: Fuck Quibi.

Jeffrey Toobin of the New Yorker rose to fame this week for playing with his Toob on a conference call. That’s GOTTA hurt! The creative director for a console that no one plays says that people who play games on stream should pay to play the games that they are giving free advertising revenue to. Maybe he should just start an OnlyFans? But hey, everyone deserves a second chance- even Jared Leto’s Joker, apparently!

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Case File 186 with Anime Serbia of Kemonofriendzone

How did it start? Well, let me tell you how it’s going, Kemonofriendzone’s very own Anime Serbia joins Thought Cops this week to do what we do best and complain about what happened this week on Twitter.

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Field Notes

There’s a new Reeducationing video out, make sure to watch it, share it, and subscribe.

We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in the feeds right now, make sure to subscribe to our patreon for only $2 a month!

This week, cartoons are back, baby, and they’re better than ever. Magical Girl Friendship Squad seems to be a hit, as everybody online seems to be talking about it. Speaking of magical girls, a famous one with green hair named Billie Eilish has been the target of a harassment campaign for, I guess, walking around outside.

Speaking of celebrities, Gal Gadot finally admitted that the celebrity “Imagine” video didn’t really do anything beyond being a vapid form of slacktivism. At least they’re starting to get it. Also Bill Burr told some jokes on SNL, and some people liked them and others didn’t. Many opinions were had. How many times do we have to cancel this show before it goes off air?

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Case File 185 with Jake Flores

Ok boners, step down off the fence and check out Jake Flores of Pod Damn America and Why You Mad on this week’s episode of Thought Cops!

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Field Notes

There’s a new Reeducationing video, out by the time this episode goes out! Make sure to like comment and subscribe! And not just In Minecraft!

We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in the feeds right now, make sure to subscribe to our patreon for only $2 a month!

This week, the long anticipated return of Ken Bone is upon us. The White Whale of the Thought Cops. He still doesn’t know who to vote for.

But at least he voted. He participated. He’ll make the naked celebrities in this voting PSA video very happy.

We also review a video of a parent NOT beating their kid, which has apparently pissed off a bunch of insane people on the internet that are apparently pro child abuse. Good job, twitter! Way to go.

Maybe the real child getting hit for not pausing a video game to take the trash out was the friends we made along the way? That’s at least how it started. Listen to the episode to find out how it’s going.

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Case File 183 with Lakembra of Hard Men Working Hard

Returning friend of the show Lakembra of Hard Men Working Hard joins us this week for a fresh exciting episode of Thinking Detectives.

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Field Notes

If you haven’t seen it already, here’s our field trip video of the Meme Museum! Make sure to like and subscribe.

Also check out our appearance on Drink Beer and Play a Game’s Power Hour Podcast:

 

We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in the feeds right now, make sure to subscribe to our patreon for only $2 a month!

This week we cover the Fartlander/Ween wedding, gamers getting their rights trampled, a few new Van Morrison songs, and a story we never ever wanted to touch. All that and more on this week’s episode.

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Case File 181 with Alex Ptak

This week on the podcast, television’s very own Alex Ptak of Pod Damn America and Ballin Out Super joins us to balance the scales of internet justice.

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Field Notes

Thanks to everyone who has subscribed to our Twitch Channel, we’ve recently just hit our first payout! If you have Amazon prime you can subscribe for free!

This week, we revisit “the line”, do an essay on why there are too many video essays on youtube, and take down video game tutorials. A lot of good stuff in the news, Eric Trump thinks anime is a psyop, gender reveal parties burn down California again, Adam Corolla discovers a new crisis in masculinity, a pig tweets about harassment, and Joe Rogan starts recording his podcast in my apartment. All that and more on this episode of Thought Cops!

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Case File 180 with Donni Saphire

This week, Donni Saphire, Chicago comedian extraordinaire, joins the Thought Cops to deep dish out some Chicago-style justice.

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Field Notes

This week, one of our listeners learns the hard way what happens when you cheat at a participation contest. You’ll want to find out what happens.

We also fight our way through some tumultuous technical difficulties to bring you a steaming hot fresh new episode where we take down “men” and their “red flag movies,” as well as outdoor comedy in general. If you expected anything less you should be ashamed of yourself.

In the news this week it looks like men have been stealing sleep from women, math is fake, Amazon develops a smart watch to tone-police and body-shame you, people cyber harass a woman on the internet for… having breasts? And, have the Thought Cops finally met their match in the twitter user “Billy Back The Blue?” Find out all this and more on this week’s episode of Thought Cops!

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Case File 179 with Max Shanker

Never fear, this week Chicago comedian Max Shanker is here. It’s been a while.

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Field Notes

Chicagoplainers and Californiaplainers alike won’t like this episode, but I hope you all do. This week Max helps us segregate video games by gender, get weird at the DNC, help Marge Simpson delve into the exciting world of politics, and keep the empty nests a little bit warmer by keeping men at home with their parents for a little bit longer.

Donate to THIS LINK to help #savethechildren.

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Case File 178 with DavePretendo

SephirothSword57‘s brother DavePretendo returns to talk about all the baka bullshit on the internet this week, as well as a lot of gossip surrounding his brother recently.

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Field Notes

If you’ve played a video game before, chances are, you’ve fought a giant spider. Thanks to the new spider slider, giant spiders in video games may be a thing of the past with this latest Accessibility Option.

Ben Shapiro releases a banger this week as he covers Cardi B’s WAP (Wet Ass P-Word). And he definitely is not mad about the responses to it. The peanut that will not die returns once again in another chapter of the worst Brand Twitter content of all time. Well, that wasn’t on my 2020 bingo card.

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Case File 177 with Sarah Black

Would you and your friends listen to this podcast for $10,000? Sarah Black of Please Save Me saves the show this week!

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Field Notes

Family members giving you unsolicited advice on your content? Yeah, we’ve all been there.

Lunchables for adults became a subject of hot debate this week. Disney Channel’s Boy Meets World reboot is anti-commonism, and apparently Ren and Stimpy are coming back. The 90s never end, do they?

Make sure to subscribe to twitch.tv/thoughtcops, where we’ll be streaming regularly Tuesday and Sunday nights from 7-9pm central. We’ve also got brand new merch in our store!

Credit to “C B” for this week’s Thought Cops theme song cover, played at the end of the episode.

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