Case File 252 with Brandon Kirkman

Rev up those fryers and flush those toilets, that’s right Brandon Kirkman is back on the show, in the flesh.

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This week we officially go goblin mode and celebrate Short King Spring, as we rip Tim Pool’s hat off and expose who he REALLY is:

Bald.

Hope that joke doesn’t eventually bite us in the ass.

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Case File 251 with Celia Schilling

Celia Schilling from Yacht Club Games joins us this week for an episode of Thought Cops!

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Make sure to check out the trailer for Mina the Hollower!

This week we’re talking Mina the Hollower, daylight savings time, PETA and the Elden Ring, Tom Brady reinvigorating the American economy, and apples or something.

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Case File 250

Back again, and about time too! After a short hiatus we’re back for episode 250, classic style.

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If you haven’t already, make sure to check out our appearance on Mega Strange!

This week, we talk about the metaverse’s police force, Kim Kardashian gives us a job, ban posters from posting, and steal Elon Musk’s children. Some good guests coming up right around the corner!

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Case File 249 with Derrick Acosta and Johnny Weiss

Big day for people who love Mega64, Derrick Acosta is back on Thought Cops alongside Johnny Weiss, and we’re talking Mega Strange, Mega64 Version 4.1, and tons of crazy other stuff that’s happening this week.

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Make sure to check out our appearance on Mega Strange!

Derrick and Johnny don the deputy badge this week and we take down Snoop Dogg for smoking a drug, we give John Dimaggio a raise for voicing Bender for the 48th reboot of Futurama, and we shove every Disney adult into the geodesic dome of Storyliving, where they can never, ever leave.

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Case File 248 with Cybershell

You’ve made a terrible choice, this week we have Cybershell on to talk about some blue cartoon rat. Take a listen!

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This week we go fast through M&M’s child slavery lawsuit, NPR’s race war against the Simpsons, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard live in a literal pigsty, and we talk about the pros and cons of Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Case File 247 Live From the Metaverse with The Loudest Podcast

Going where no podcast has gone before: Asterios and Srirancha of The Loudest Podcast team up with the Thought Cops to bring you the first podcast ever recorded inside of the Metaverse! We’re not kidding.

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This is an episode that needs to be seen to be believed! So make sure to check out the video component if you can. If not enjoy the chaos! Sorry about the technical difficulties, hope it’s still a good episode!

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Case File 246 with Jeremy Montez

Don’t steal this podcast, because Jeremy Montez is on it this week and we want you to listen and also give us the credit we deserve for having originally done it.

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This week we’re talking sexy M&Ms and the people that want to frick them, Peter Dinklage kicking Snow White in the shins, and we finally arrest Jimmy Fallon for his NFTs and throw away the key.

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Case File 245 with Mimiyori

When imposter is sus, we have on the creator of Among Us Girl herself, Mimiyori, on this week’s Thought Cops! Make sure to follow her on Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, and everywhere else Amogus is. Whatever that means.

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This week, Mimiyori helps us figure out who’s imposter amongus by scrapping the terrible Elmo sketch on SNL, scamming crypto bros out of $3 million, and cancelling Jordan Peterson. Finally, I don’t have to listen to him sing about rainbows anymore.

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Case File 244 with Doejenggles

We get real, we get weird, and we get sick. This week we’re joined this week by Doejenggles of the podcast Real Weird Sickos and Doejenggles: the YouTube channel!

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Not all podcasters wear capes. Well, some do apparently. I guess there’s superhero podcasts now? The MyPillow guy has information that will put the entire country in jail, and the Oscars will have a host? Wow! So consumerpunk.

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Case File 243 with R.L. Cruz of American Nerds

Here to drink PBR and eat ass and we’re all out of PBR, R.L. Cruz of the American Nerds podcast joins us this week for a fresh and clean episode of Thought Cops.

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This week we take down copyright law, internet cynicism, calling fictional movies documentaries, compare drinking PBR to eating ass, shop at Metaverse Walmart, and finally put an end to the ridiculous Nirvana “Nevermind” lawsuit. You know which one.

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