Case File 265: Crypto Twinkies with Shawn Chatfield

Mega64‘s anime protagonist Shawn Chatfield returns to Thought Cops!

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Field Notes

We do a deep dive into the latest hit video from Mega64: The Majin Buu Saga In 5 Minutes (Dragonball Z Live Action) (Sweded)!

Twinkies are celebrating digital currency for some reason this week. Family YouTubers have finally gone too far, political emails are getting too horny, and “did you know you can emulate that??” YES!!

New York’s Emergency Management channel uploaded a video of what to do if (when???) we get nuclear bombed. Thanks, I guess?

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Fire Bros: Book 28

Hot hot hello! We’re back, and it’s about time, too. Because this time, we’re talking all movies again, baby. It’s a celebration of cinema, as we are once again joined by both Sleepscience (AKA Josh) and Niko.

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Episode time-stamps:

The Simpsons Movie  3:00

Everything Everywhere All at Once 32:20

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 – 1:01:11

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Case File 264: Elon Musk Finally Pulls Out with Asterios Kokkinos

Asterios of the Loudest Podcast is back and better than ever!

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Field Notes

Gentleminions one and all: this week we discuss annoying trends in suggested YouTube videos and people who post dating app screenshots to social media for clout. Elon Musk pulls out (hehe!) of his twitter deal– where is your messiah now?! It’s a collectathon(?) of an episode!

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Case File 263: Elmo’s Epic Clapback at Ted Cruz with Joe Eames

Joe Eames, Chicago Comedian, not to be confused with LeBron James, joins us on Thought Cops this week!

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Field Notes

This week, Ted Cruz gets into a fight with a 3 year old puppet on Sesame Street, yes, again. Also Chris Pratt talks about blowing people’s minds with his Mario voice, as well as crying because of internet bullying. Sorry Chris! Our bad.

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Case File 262: Nintendo Hires Rittenhouse?! with Yolo Swag Studios and Beetle Moses

Powerful: this week we’re joined by returning champ Yolo Swag Studios and new challenger Beetle Moses.

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Field Notes

This week on Thought Cops, Kyle Rittenhouse releases a video game because of course he does, and Buzz Lightyear finally touches down and gives America a big gay kiss on the lips. All that and more, this week, in your earholes!

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Case File 261: The Next SNL Cast Member with Ian Erickson

One of the best to ever do it: Ian Erickson is back on with us for a riveting and thought (cop) provoking episode.

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Field Notes

Are things still “funny”? Short answer: yes. Long answer: it’s complicated. But it’s not stopping people from auditioning for SNL- even “Tik Tokkers!” Elon Musk (the guest from last week) allegedly fired several employees for saying they didn’t like his twitter.

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Case File 260: Elon Musk vs. Kevin with Aaron Klopfer

Don’t steal this episode and crop it- Aaron Klopfer is back along with a once-in-a-lifetime appearance by Elon Musk!

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Field Notes

We squash the beef with Elon this week (or try to) in our biggest Beef Before Potatoes EVER. Elon Musk got into it with the fine folks over at Hard Drive this week, and wouldn’t you know it, our very own Officer Kevin got called out by Elon as a coward! Say it ain’t so!

But don’t lose your appetite just yet, because we’re talking fast food and lots of it. Burger King has a ‘Pride Whopper‘ with ‘two equal buns’, and Pizza Hut has fallen. Seth Green lost his ape and lost his dumb idea for a TV show as well. Should have stuck to using Midjourney, way cheaper and way cooler.

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Case File 259

Whoop whoop, that’s the sound of a new episode of Thought Cops! It’s our last episode before taking a short vacation/hiatus, so get it while the getting’s good, and we’ll see you in a couple weeks!

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This week, we go Thought Cops Classic (no guests) and talk about internet debate bro culture, Doctor Woke, Elon Musk’s pullout method, and Mike Cernovich letting the devil in.

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Case File 258 with Max Shanker

Yoooooooo the Thought Cops really snapped with this one– Max Shanker is back on the show!

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Field Notes

We talk about getting back into comedy “post-COVID” while we deal with yet another COVID crisis.

Grab your coffee mugs because a new Dilbert just dropped?

Somebody call Invader Zim because Dave Chappelle certainly has become something of a Hot Topic lately! He almost got into a random encounter with a Final Fantasy weapon after all.

Donate to Abortion Rights here. Better than sitting around and bitching on some obscure podcast, right?

Thanks for all the support guys. I dunno if anyone reads this, but we really appreciate it.

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Case File 257 with Jeremy Kaplowitz

Editor in Chief of Hard Drive and creator of The Hamlet Factory, Jeremy Kaplowitz joins the Thought Cops for another episode!

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Field Notes

Make sure to check out The Hamlet Factory!

This week we burn Twitter to the ground after Elon Musk purchases it, and discuss the pros and cons of marriage copyright when it comes to marrying imaginary characters.

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