Two episodes of Spongebob have been cancelled, and holy shit did Kaitlin Bennett really poop her pants that badly? How are we only just now talking about this. Anyway, it derails the show nearly as bad as the turtle picture did. You know which one.
Is “cancel culture” the new “red scare”? Is Amazon’s ‘News Bot’ reason to praise our future robot overlords? How does one become “twitter’s main character of the day”? All these questions and more will be answered on this very episode.
Speaking of characters, we do a deep dive on the shrimp tail cereal guy. Don’t know who that is? Too bad, you’re going to find out. “Unofficial mayor of twitter” (citation needed) Chrissy Teigen quits twitter, kids vote on their top jobs when they want to grow up, and lots more. Plus, your listener voicemails!
We’re back with another book or session or whatever of Fire Bros.! Apologies for the delay, but this episode was a blast to record and we think you’ll enjoy it too. This month we discussed: The Last Dance, Bug Fables, Death To 2020, and Tickled. A lot of variety on this one, folks.
If they want to, of course. Yet only 20% of podcasters are women. We’re on a mission to-
Yeah yeah, you get it.
Space Jam discourse continues into yet another week. Papa John emerges from the hyperbolic time chamber and discusses the rigid training regimen that he’s gone through. Mumford and son(s) get cancelled. You had to be there I guess??
We collectively lose our minds once again, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg theory on this episode. Lola Bunny’s cartoon womxn physique is under fire, we request a petition to let Ben Garrison reboot the Dr Seuss franchise, twitch fumbles the bag yet again, and a whole lot more.
No knowledge in this episode. Only lots and lots of wisdom. And laughs. And smiles.
We put an end to New Types Of Guys. No more New Types Of Guys. Mr Potato head is genderless now in a cunning move by Big Potato (Hasbro). Or I guess he isn’t anymore? Who cares. Biden’s dog gets banned from twitter, and Metallica gets DMCA’d on twitch somehow.
It’s finally here! The big one: Episode 200! We have a bunch of former guests and listeners call in for what’s possibly the longest episode in Thought Cops history! Thanks to everyone who has contributed, listened, and supported us throughout the years!
When we set out to start doing this podcast a little over four years ago, we never thought we’d have such an amazing community of people that supported us and our work. So the episode is our way of showcasing that! Big thanks for the Discord News Team, the discordians, all the deputies everywhere, the patrons, all of our past guests, and anybody who listens to or follows us. Hopefully the best is still yet to come, 2020 was rough for everybody but big things are in store for 2021. Not much else to say about this one, it’s nearly 3 hours worth of two minuteses of hate and keys to the cities from a number of different community voices, so it speaks for itself! Thanks so much, everyone!
Ryan Reynolds made a dirty joke this week, and it is literally the only thing anyone can talk about. Well, aside from the internet crashing the stock market, I guess. Stonks!! Lol, just kidding around. You did it, Reddit.
They made Mac & Cheese for ladies now (it’s pink), and a new service on twitter called “Bird Watch” threatens the very livelihoods of your two favorite podcast hosts. Don’t make us take those annoying personality tests that job applications make you do now.