Stifle your gag reflex, because it’s episode 32 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by Deputy Blake in the hunt against Dan Nainan, the world’s oldest millennial. He’s struck again. He can’t keep getting away with this.
If you haven’t seen it yet, here’s our video of the Naruto Run Around Trump Tower:
This week, we go after the internet’s public enemy #1: Pewdiepie. He said the n-word during a video game and then made CNN talk about it.
Here’s his apology:
We talk at length about a shitty Huffington Post article about a man who breaks up with the city of Chicago. You can read it in all its monstrosity here. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever read, and I’ve made it all the way through Finnegan’s Wake.
Key to the City this week goes to this little girl:
Also this week, Ted Cruz likes a porn tweet, Mario has nipples, and Jim Carrey says nothing is anything. Don’t forget to call and leave us a voicemail at (312)788-7361 and subscribe to our subreddit.