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Welcome to Episode 22 of Thought Cops. On this episode, we talk about stolen patents, Ryan Reynolds, bad governor jokes, and a beached whale in New Jersey.

But first, our very own show’s stenographer gives us a special report on an undercover case she went on in cyberpunk hipsterville at an “art” exhibit with a bunch of self-important millennials. Yes, they’re real, and they too have podcasts. This is one you’re not gonna want to miss.

Sorry the writeups for these episodes have been getting shorter and shorter. We’ve been really bogged down in paperwork at the precinct. And I’m getting too damn old for this.