K9 Service Pupparino Alex “Woof Woof” Schultz promotes his newest magnum dong opus “A Profoundly Angry Young Man“. Keep your eyes open and you may just see your second-favorite Thought Cops host make an appearance!
Twitter announces they are rolling out a new feature where when you say “don’t @ me”, no one will. Warner Brothers announces that they are going to use an AI program to produce movies, and a polyamorous couple announces they have snacks for their boyfriend’s girlfriend’s girlfriend.
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