We might have had a little too much Malört this episode, but that’s never stopped us from doing our civic duty and doing it like a mother fucking sir. So, have a seat, this one’s a wild one. Oh, but uh, before ya do, keep in mind chairs are gendered now too, and cock and ball torture is mandatory. So whether you got a man hole or something else, no one is safe.
Being that Brett is visiting, we need to discuss the problem with Chicago pizza elitists, and put an end once and for all to the thinkpieces about what a real Chicago pizza is. We don’t play games here, and we aren’t Monopoly truthers either. Pass go and tell your friends to listen to Thought Cops.
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