Grab an antacid and loosen your belt, it’s episode 118 of Thought Cops! This week we’re joined once again by the Porklift himself, Allan of Not for Human Consumption, and new guest Lisa of the Garbage and Gold podcast. Both humiliatingly lost to Officer Grant in the horrifying display of humanity that was The 1st Annual NFHC Podcast Super Pizza Roll Championship Turbo Edition. Video below:
Attention all #boymoms out there, make sure your kid isn’t jelqing. It’ll fuck up his dick, and then he’ll have to have massive incel reconstructive surgery because otherwise nobody will fuck him. Want California to float off into the ocean? Be the change you want to see in the world. Has all this “this okay sign is a white supremacist symbol” stuff gone on long enough? Two Chicago area high schools say: hahahaha fuck you bitches WE’RE NOT YET. Maybe this trend will be over as soon as George R.R. Martin finishes writing his goddamn books.
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