Joey helps us nab perps off the street this week, such as worn-out Florida Man memes, people with anime avatar profile pics, lazy pieces of shit who won’t make their own lives better, and having to do your taxes because the government likes giving you homework.
More importantly though, the Jussie Smollett case was dropped. I’m sure we’ll never talk of any of this again. Myspace deletes everything before 2016 except the long-lasting impact of early 2000’s emo music. Memes become illegal in Europe. Maybe with some luck we’ll make them illegal over here, too. And last but not least, a vegan youtuber gets caught red-handed. And the red on her hand? THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT ANIMALS. Hope you enjoy eating meat IN THE FUCKING GULAG.
We also got this dope fan art from @magipicsandsuch on Twitter, so smash that follow button.