Welcome to episode 42 of Thought Cops, aka episode 1 of Comcast Cops. This week, we’re joined once again by Deputy Robbie of The Dirty Nines and formerly of the FCC to talk about Net Neutrality. Basically everyone’s fucked, so we’re all looking for jobs at Comcast deleting websites for them.
The rest of the episode, we talk about Starbucks’ ongoing War on Christmas, the Lena Dunham apology generator, and Post Malone’s apology for saying hip hop doesn’t have emotional range. Or whatever. Jesus Christ, you people are petty.
Make sure to drop us a voicemail at 312-788-7361 accusing Officer Kevin of intentionally plagiarizing lines from 1996’s Matilda. Also make sure to leave us a review on iTunes. Thanks kindly.