In the internet mob justice system, thought crimes are considered especially heinous. On the internet, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Thought Cops. These are their stories.
Welcome, to Thought Cop’s official kickoff of No-Fap November! Gargle as much ranch as you can fit in a five liter keg with Mark Whitney and Deputy Alberto as we take down Jim Beam, Facebook’s nude collection, Fox and Friends, a $400 Antifa Jacket, Larry David, and yes, Louis C.K.
Oh yeah, and spoiler alert, this:
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