Case File 244 with Doejenggles

We get real, we get weird, and we get sick. This week we’re joined this week by Doejenggles of the podcast Real Weird Sickos and Doejenggles: the YouTube channel!

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Field Notes

Not all podcasters wear capes. Well, some do apparently. I guess there’s superhero podcasts now? The MyPillow guy has information that will put the entire country in jail, and the Oscars will have a host? Wow! So consumerpunk.

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Case File 243 with R.L. Cruz of American Nerds

Here to drink PBR and eat ass and we’re all out of PBR, R.L. Cruz of the American Nerds podcast joins us this week for a fresh and clean episode of Thought Cops.

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Field Notes

This week we take down copyright law, internet cynicism, calling fictional movies documentaries, compare drinking PBR to eating ass, shop at Metaverse Walmart, and finally put an end to the ridiculous Nirvana “Nevermind” lawsuit. You know which one.

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Case File 242 with Max of SBN3

This week the CDC made us have on Max from SBN3, SoBroRadio, and Class of 09 for an episode.

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Field Notes

This week the CDC says that everyone that works at DoorDash has to deliver food, Lindsay Ellis has to stop being a person, and NFTs have to have a tv show on Apple TV.

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Case File 241 with Drink a Beer and Play a Game

Drink a Beer and Play a Game is BACK on the show where we drink a malört and record a podcast.

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This week we start a petition to end all petitions, unhitch the trailer for I guess movie and video game trailers, ban prominent twitch streamers for using the word cr*cker, and bring Stan Lee back from the dead to shill NFTs.

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Fire Bros: Book 25

We’re back with some heat- with yet another installment of everyone’s favorite Thought Cops spin-off podcast, Fire Bros!

This month, we’re joined by both Sleepscience (AKA Josh) and Niko, as only they can offer their unique respective expertises.

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Handy-dandy time-stamps:

Spree – 3:42

Chicago Party Aunt – 44:11

Bo Burnham: Inside – 1:16:09

The White Lotus – 1:50:58

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Case File 240 with Ken Bone

The Bone is back. Ken Bone returns to Thought Cops.

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Field Notes

After listening back to our very first episode recently, and realizing that Ken Bone was our VERY first topic on the show- you know we had to do it to em, we had to have Ken Bone back! And if you like this episode, as Ken requested, please consider donating to the St. Patrick Center which helps shelter the homeless and those in need.

Moving on to far, far less important topics: Grimes wrote a break-up song about El*n Musk. So sad. But love perseveres – in the Metaverse!

Apparently COVID is spread more by “loud talkers” (has Curb covered this yet?) and the virus itself is being turned into a song, which is then turned into an NFT, which is then turned into profit— how cool!

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Case File 239 with Jab50Yen

This week, Jab50Yen of Funny Rave, Youtube Thumbnails, Community Manager of The Living Tombstone, as well as Twitter, Youtube, and Bandcamp, joins the Thought Cops for a fresh winter episode!

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This week, we get “At” Jack Dorsey to resign from Twitter, invest money we would’ve spent on a house on a new NFT cartoon, kill each other over a couple bucks in Mr. Beast’s Squid Game, and get Chris Cuomo whacked from his job at CNN. Marone!

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Case File 238 with Case File 1

We go where no podcast has gone before (probably): back, to the past. That’s right folks, we’re listening to our very first episode, grinning and bearing our way through it, with lots of commentary and laughs along the way. This one’s gonna be a liiiittle bit different, methinks!

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Field Notes

February 2017: The Year Of Our Lord. Donald Trump had just entered the white house, people were punching nazis, Ken Bone had entered the scene, and Thought Cops Begins. Pre-Zwick, pre-Discord News, pre-Niko, pre-reliable technological equipment. We sat down with a phone on our desk and riffed. A lot of this is finding our footing, and finding out what did or didn’t work. You’ll hear us cringe at our past selves, and also find out how right we didn’t even know we were at times.

The more things change, often the more they stay the same. This was a weird experience for us, not only personally, but on a large cultural scale. So join us for this trip down memory lane, as we rapidly approach 5 years of Thought Cops. God damn.

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Case File 237 with Zwick

Zwick is back on the show, so, apologies ahead of time. Hey look, we’re all wearing visors.

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Field Notes

This week, just like the Queen, we enter a new phase. Phase 2. Also, Brass Against pisses directly onto a fan, the Staples Center becomes the Cash 4 Gold Arena, and Sesame Street is disinvited from CPAC. Not again!

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Case File 236 with Lakembra

G’day, this week Lakembra from the Hard Men Working Hard joins us for another fantastic episode of Thought Cops Down Under.

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Field Notes

This week, Youtube takes away thumbs downing videos, U.S. Representative Paul Gosar posts cringe, and Ted Cruz fights with Big Bird to see who has a bigger hand up their ass.

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