Case File 262: Nintendo Hires Rittenhouse?! with Yolo Swag Studios and Beetle Moses

Powerful: this week we’re joined by returning champ Yolo Swag Studios and new challenger Beetle Moses.

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Field Notes

This week on Thought Cops, Kyle Rittenhouse releases a video game because of course he does, and Buzz Lightyear finally touches down and gives America a big gay kiss on the lips. All that and more, this week, in your earholes!

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Case File 261: The Next SNL Cast Member with Ian Erickson

One of the best to ever do it: Ian Erickson is back on with us for a riveting and thought (cop) provoking episode.

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Field Notes

Are things still “funny”? Short answer: yes. Long answer: it’s complicated. But it’s not stopping people from auditioning for SNL- even “Tik Tokkers!” Elon Musk (the guest from last week) allegedly fired several employees for saying they didn’t like his twitter.

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Case File 260: Elon Musk vs. Kevin with Aaron Klopfer

Don’t steal this episode and crop it- Aaron Klopfer is back along with a once-in-a-lifetime appearance by Elon Musk!

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Field Notes

We squash the beef with Elon this week (or try to) in our biggest Beef Before Potatoes EVER. Elon Musk got into it with the fine folks over at Hard Drive this week, and wouldn’t you know it, our very own Officer Kevin got called out by Elon as a coward! Say it ain’t so!

But don’t lose your appetite just yet, because we’re talking fast food and lots of it. Burger King has a ‘Pride Whopper‘ with ‘two equal buns’, and Pizza Hut has fallen. Seth Green lost his ape and lost his dumb idea for a TV show as well. Should have stuck to using Midjourney, way cheaper and way cooler.

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Case File 259

Whoop whoop, that’s the sound of a new episode of Thought Cops! It’s our last episode before taking a short vacation/hiatus, so get it while the getting’s good, and we’ll see you in a couple weeks!

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This week, we go Thought Cops Classic (no guests) and talk about internet debate bro culture, Doctor Woke, Elon Musk’s pullout method, and Mike Cernovich letting the devil in.

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Case File 258 with Max Shanker

Yoooooooo the Thought Cops really snapped with this one– Max Shanker is back on the show!

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Field Notes

We talk about getting back into comedy “post-COVID” while we deal with yet another COVID crisis.

Grab your coffee mugs because a new Dilbert just dropped?

Somebody call Invader Zim because Dave Chappelle certainly has become something of a Hot Topic lately! He almost got into a random encounter with a Final Fantasy weapon after all.

Donate to Abortion Rights here. Better than sitting around and bitching on some obscure podcast, right?

Thanks for all the support guys. I dunno if anyone reads this, but we really appreciate it.

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Case File 257 with Jeremy Kaplowitz

Editor in Chief of Hard Drive and creator of The Hamlet Factory, Jeremy Kaplowitz joins the Thought Cops for another episode!

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Field Notes

Make sure to check out The Hamlet Factory!

This week we burn Twitter to the ground after Elon Musk purchases it, and discuss the pros and cons of marriage copyright when it comes to marrying imaginary characters.

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Case File 256 with Many Kudos

Where’s the beef? Many Kudos of the Beef Boys and also of his own Youtube channel joins us this week!

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This week, Snickers announces they’re keeping the dick vein on their candy bar (no we’re not kidding), Tucker Carlson starts tanning his testicles because someone told him his bowtie wasn’t manly enough, and Ted Cruz has sex with Mickey and Pluto. Many Kudos joins us for our most penile episode yet!

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Case File 255 with Robby Rackleff of Wham City Comedy

Straight outta Wham City, Robby Rackleff joins us this week to talk about his upcoming film Dance Freak!

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Field Notes

This episode we really stick it to municipalities and bureaucracies, and talk choo-choos and transit twitter. Speaking of twitter, Elon Musk wants to buy it for some reason. The people who did a fan remake of Club Penguin get fucking arrested, and taxes suck, am I right folks??

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Case File 254 with Marissa and Fee of Trash Panda Comedy

Chicago’s very own Marissa and Fee of Trash Panda Comedy join us this week on Thought Cops!

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Field Notes

Make sure to check out the Trash Panda’s youtube channel for when their pilot drops:

No video this week because of technical issues, but this week we talk about Amy Schumer’s banned jokes, Coca Cola’s Metaverse flavor, and school’s “Furry Protocols.” You’re going to have to see it to believe it, which you won’t, because there’s no video this episode.

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Case File 253 with Mark Roebuck of Hard Drive

Mark Roebuck of Hard Drive joins the fight this week! Make sure to check out everything he’s written for the site HERE!

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Field Notes

This episode we talk about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock and literally nothing else for an entire episode. It’s just an hour and a half’s worth of in depth analysis of the trajectory, angle, societal ramifications, political takes, twitter shitposts, personal reflections, the role of violence in a civilized society, mental health concerns, wealth disparity, professional consequences, and our own personal feelings on the issue and how it relates to the culture at large from all angles. Oh yeah we also talk about Disney’s Sex Mountain and the Twitch Streamers Bill of Rights and whatever else.

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