Case File 237 with Zwick

Zwick is back on the show, so, apologies ahead of time. Hey look, we’re all wearing visors.

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Field Notes

This week, just like the Queen, we enter a new phase. Phase 2. Also, Brass Against pisses directly onto a fan, the Staples Center becomes the Cash 4 Gold Arena, and Sesame Street is disinvited from CPAC. Not again!

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Case File 236 with Lakembra

G’day, this week Lakembra from the Hard Men Working Hard joins us for another fantastic episode of Thought Cops Down Under.

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This week, Youtube takes away thumbs downing videos, U.S. Representative Paul Gosar posts cringe, and Ted Cruz fights with Big Bird to see who has a bigger hand up their ass.

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Case File 235 with Doplex

This week Doplex of the First Podcast and the Beef Boys joins the Thought Cops to “accidentally” have our green squirtguns go off on your pet Lazy Lion.

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Field Notes

This week we uncover the internet’s plot to destroy Chris Pratt’s reputation after he’s been cast as the new voice of Garfield. He’s doing everything he can to keep that from happening. We also dive deeper into the world of NFTs.

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Case File 234 with Alex and Jenni of Be Nice to Me Productions

Be nice to them, Alex and Jenni of Be Nice To Me Productions join the boys for a new episode!

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This week we quit via text for the whole world to see, dive further into Facebook’s metaverse, and take climate change advice from a bunch of frickin’ dinosaurs.

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Case File 233 with Jonathan Shannon

Turn your volume up so it bothers your neighbors, Jonathan Shannon is on this week to help police these mean internet streets.

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Field Notes

This week, Bill Maher is trending again for who cares, a teacher does an insane racist dance to teach kids math, Harambe is back again and it’s about time too, TikTok is giving teenagers tics, and Facebook is reinventing VRChat by creating a “metaverse.”

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Case File 232 with Niko

Everyone’s favorite neighborhood Goth is back, Niko joins us for a new episode in Neochicago. Make sure to listen to DarkSyde Jills.

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Field Notes

This week, we find out who the zodiac killer is, help answer Demi Lovato’s call to the PC Police when people refer to Extra Terrestrials as “Aliens,” give a binky to a Barstool Sports guy at a White Sox game, and turn Superman gay. Apparently he wasn’t already.

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Case File 231 with Slime da Garbage Mane

It’s garbage day (we’ve probably made this joke already) as Slime da Garbage Mane returns once again to our fine program!

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This week we almost lost facebook and instagram- kinda? Or not really? Who the fuck knows. We do a deep and dangerous dive into the whole NFT thing and “Lazy Lions” because it’s the responsible thing to do. #ROAR

We have an update on the Nirvana baby story as Dave Grohl announces they are changing the album art nearly 30 years later… All right man. Is true love shitting in matching toilets with your significant other? Listen to this episode and find out!

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Case File 230 with Anders Lee of Pod America

It’s not Pod Bless America, it’s Anders Lee from Pod Damn America, this week on Thought Cops!

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Field Notes

This week Anders helps us bid on Lindsay Lohan’s Furry NFT, helps Senator Blumenthal put an end to finsta, helps Kyrsten Sinema girlboss too close to the sun, and we accidentally teach him who Nikocado Avocado is. Sorry Anders.

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Case File 229 with Adam Gilbert

This week Adam Gilbert joins us for an episode at the Thought Cops Exchange: in NeoChicago.

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This week, we talk with A̶l̶b̶u̶m̶ Adam about opening for Doug Stanhope, getting vaccinated thanks to Stewie Griffin, and casting for the Mario movie.

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Case File 228 with Sleepscience

Josh, Also Known As Sleepscience, finally joins us on an episode of the main show that isn’t hidden behind a paywall! He’s also helped us at numerous points with our videos, live shows, and streams. Make sure to check out his other podcasts like Untwisted and Consoomer Reports. Who knows- you might hear some familiar faces!

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Field Notes

This week we celebrate the 20th anniversary of Edgemas, known to some as September 11th, and take a trip down memory lane. Steve from Blues Clues returns (from where, we wonder) with a sincere message for his fans. Activism finally get commodified and turned into a gameshow, plus we play your listener voicemails!

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