BONUS! Fire Bros – Book 28 (Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Simpsons Movie, Everything Everywhere All At Once)

Happy holiday season! We hope this free bonus content warms up your winter just a little bit. Enjoy an episode of our Patreon-exclusive spin-off show Fire Bros – on the house!

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Field Notes

“Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on Patreon, you’ll get access to ALL of the episodes of our spin-off show Fire Bros where we review different pieces of media each month. Who else but the Thought Cops could determine what is and isn’t safe for public consumption? In this episode, we decide whether to burn or save some of the most hotly-contested properties around.

Check out the timestamps below and find out:

The Simpsons Movie 3:00

Everything Everywhere All at Once – 32:20

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 – 1:01:11

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Case File 281: Bug Chasing with Beetle Moses

We caught the bug– Beetle Moses, that is, who is back on the show for his first solo Thought Cops appearance.

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Field Notes

Beetle Moses from Cold Cuts returns, and we talk about shower discourse, making food for neighbors discourse, and Mario movie casting discourse.

But enough with the discourse– we also delve deep into the mind of the young cartoonist, who rose from humble beginnings just less than a year ago, to the fresh apex of his career currently, setting some kind of record for quickest irony poisoning ever.

What’s it like to transition from fine art to web comics? Why have Beetle Moses’ comics quickly connected with so many people on the internet? What kind of toppings would you like on your hamburger? All that and lots more will be answered on this episode of Thought Cops.

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Case File 280: Strange Encounters with Jab50yen

My life a Yakuza game fr — Jab50yen joins us again as we tell stories of some of our strangest run-ins with strangers.

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Field Notes

Jab from Funny Rave, YouTube thumbnails, and LOTS of other stuff returns!

What’s it like to be “known for” something? To sometimes be known only as a “Thought Cop”?? We share our content creation plights on this episode.

We depart a little bit from the realm of the internet and share some strange stories from “IRL”, including one that happened to Kevin right before recording this episode. Gotta spin it into content!

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Fire Bros: Book 30 – Tropic Thunder, The Boys (s3), The Mars Volta

It’s Fire Bros “season 2”, except unlike Thought Cops nothing has really changed. Hey if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

Our dear friend Josh AKA Sleepscience is back again to talk media with us, and what to do about it. Burn it? Save it? Shelve it?! Listen to find out!!!

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Episode time-stamps:

Tropic Thunder – 2:40

The Boys (season 3) – 42:18

The Mars Volta’s self-titled album “The Mars Volta” – 1:13:02

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Case File 279: Toxic Masculinity with Garrett Hunter

“Jamie pull up that latest episode of Thought Cops, I heard they were talking about DMT with Garrett Hunter of Mega64.”

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Field Notes

Garrett Hunter returns once again to talk to us about Mega64’s Interactive Hell Festival, and his weekly streaming show the PPS! Also a lot of other stuff, he’s a pretty busy guy.

Somebody check us for radiation poisoning because the toxic scales are off the charts this week. We talk about weight lifting, supplements, and deciding to all of a sudden become a pro wrestler!

Boiling an egg? Hard. Making toast? Probably impossible! Folks, we did NOT want to adult on this one.

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Case File 278: Podcast of Horror with Slime da Garbage Mane

You’re asking for a treat? Baby, you got a trick– Slime da Garbage Mane is back on the damn show in this “spooktacular” episode of Thought Cops season 2!

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Field Notes

Slime is back, possessed by some sort of ghoul or something. Elon Musk has officially bought the “bird site” after months of back and forth. Hey man, knock yourself out.

Matthew Perry said that Keanu Reeves should not be alive. Then he said, just kidding! “Could I BE any more of a bitter freak??”

People who identify as Gamers are, apparently, not so good! According to a recent study. Science! Is there anything it can’t figure out?

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Case File 277: SEASON TWO?! with Ari Grabb

The podcast you know and love is entering “season 2” nearly 6 years in! It’s a whole new world order of Thought Cops, baby! Let us know what you think!

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Well you shouldn’t be. Ari Grabb is back on the show to talk about the fourth entry in his Bento Banana animated series! It’s a loaded episode from top to bottom.

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Field Notes

Two Minutes Of Hate? I don’t know her. We’re just vibing. But it wouldn’t be Thought Cops without an update from Tim Allen or something.

Drama around Bayonetta 3 has taken some interesting twists and turns, and Kanye West is in the limelight agai- oh no.

We dive into the mindset of the modern day cartoonist, and the cartoonist looks back and reflects the world upon us. All that and more in season two of Thought Cops!

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Case File 276: Mario Voice Reveal with Sirancha

“It’s-a-us!” Not bad, right? Sirancha of The Loudest Podcast and Darkside Jills is b-b-back! Boo!! Sorry, it’s October, that’s sort of our whole thing.

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Field Notes

This week we complain about negativity on the internet! How hypocritical, how scandalous!! We also talk about the Mario movie because, come on. We HAVE to.

Some guy goes OFF on Halloween, Velma likes ladies, and there is a new M&M that people are mad at and we honestly cannot figure out why. Guess you have to have been a gifted child to understand, because nobody else does.

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Case File 275 [The Asterios Cut]

This is a reupload of episode 275, but Asterios did a guest edit of it. If you already listened to 275, consider listening to this edit of it. It’s great!

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Field Notes

Asterios edited this one so if you have any problems with it tell him. Our hands are washed.

“What’re ya workin’ on? Where can our listeners find you? Who’re yer guyyyyys?” None of that on this episode. Back to basics. The days of training academy…

Anywho. We have a show to do.

Babe, wake up! James Earl Jones hangs up his Darth Vader cape and helmet, or rather he already did some time ago and he’s been given immortality by a Ukrainian speech program created during wartimes. Crazy stuff, huh? Well it’s all true, and you can hear us talk about it.

Lizzo played a flute and people got mad. She should have played the Song of Time and dropped one of those giant blue monoliths on them. You know the ones. Right.

The Try Guys fire one of their own this week. Also, we learn who the Try Guys are this week.

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Case File 275: The Try Guys Try Guys

Just in time for spoopy- er, I mean, spooky season, this week’s guest is… Nobody! OoooOOOoooOO! Scary!

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Field Notes

“What’re ya workin’ on? Where can our listeners find you? Who’re yer guyyyyys?” None of that on this episode. Back to basics. The days of training academy…

Anywho. We have a show to do.

Babe, wake up! James Earl Jones hangs up his Darth Vader cape and helmet, or rather he already did some time ago and he’s been given immortality by a Ukrainian speech program created during wartimes. Crazy stuff, huh? Well it’s all true, and you can hear us talk about it.

Lizzo played a flute and people got mad. She should have played the Song of Time and dropped one of those giant blue monoliths on them. You know the ones. Right.

The Try Guys fire one of their own this week. Also, we learn who the Try Guys are this week.

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