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This is an episode you won’t want to miss. Usually we edit out all the mistakes but we left them all in. What a wild ride. This episode is both an absolute nightmare and a brilliant work of postmodern art. We throw George X.L. Martin in jail for not finishing his book. We cancel Red Letter Media for their constant bullying of one of the most famous men on the planet. We choke Joe Rogan out in Jiu-Jitsu (in Minecraft) for calling video games “a waste of time.” We also uncover the hidden messages that Asterios has been sneaking into every episode of Thought Cops, that if you isolate shows you the entirety of Family Matters, just like the McBain movie in the Simpsons.
The hottest new game, Gamer Girl, had it’s trailer pulled from the publisher’s website this week after ‘disastrous reception’. Can’t imagine why. Thankfully someone re-uploaded it here.
Amidst decades of criticism, The Washington Redskins finally change their name to the Washington Football Team. DJ Joey Gamerword decides his stagename might be a little problematic, and a petition launches to change some of the in-store branding for Trader Joe’s.
We start the episode by cutting into each other, and it turns out that we were all cake. The whole time. Overrated joke, sure, but if we have to keep dredging on throughout this stupid ass culture war go ahead and stick our heads in the oven, because fuck it.
This week, everyone is cancelled. It’s like that movie The Purge, except it’s different. Reddit, YouTube, and comedies released in the 2000’s are under intense scrutiny for a litany of reasons, which you will just have to listen to the episode to find out.
A married couple wielding assault weapons on the front lawn of their McMansion goes viral, and Twitter releases a bunch of coding language changes that we wouldn’t have known about if they hadn’t advertised their coding language changes.
Kevin and Grant have starring roles in Be Nice To Me Productions’ latest short film Chief Marketing Officer Job Downtown, which just released. We take a deep dive into talking about that, so consider that your homework for this week 🙂
Otherwise, crime doesn’t stop and it’s business as usual once again. A guy sues Twitch because boobs are too sexy. No, seriously. He almost burns his house down from ejaculate. Snapchat apologizes for a Juneteenth filter which is tasteless, to put it quite lightly. Big Mouth discourse heats up this week, and a controversial article about the closing of Chicago’s legendary comedy theater, iO Theater, comes to light.
Grab your himbos, get some tendies, and watch Be Nice To Me Productions’ latest short film!
Unironically, there’s a new episode this week. We would NEVER ironically post one. This week, Danny helps us find where “the line” is in comedy and activism, as well as helps us argue better with people in the comments sections. We add a third mic to the Thought Cops, “Officer Karen,” help fire Aunt Jemima from her job, and stick Spongebob back in the closet, where he belongs. Inb4 “muh childhood=ruined!!!”
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We talk about annoying twitter joke prompts. Ruin a podcast with one letter? Easy. Thought Bops. Funny.
Priests are on watch this week as they steal our schtick (not that one), and boredom? It stinks! We discuss the Karen spectrum, and of course, the anatomy of a turtle penis. Grimes and Elon have “updated” their offspring’s name, and much more.
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