Case File 269: Woke Cracker Barrel with Anime Serbia

Kemonofriendzone‘s own Anime Serbia is back on the show to complete his podcast appearance hat trick!

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Field Notes

Cracker Barrel has gone… woke? Oh, say it ain’t so! Well, judging by the title of this week’s episode, you bet your behind it is.

You know what sucks? Negative comments. Not gonna front or pretend or anything, they’re a bummer! Let it out, it’s cathartic. Speaking of letting it out, someone should let that guy in his cage out over at CPAC.

Hamilton has gone… anti-woke? Oh, say it ain’t so! …Hello?

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Case File 268: The HBO Mergepocalypse with Mads Horwath

This episode may just live rent-free in your heads, and we’re going to start charging rent. Comedian and cartoonist for The New Yorker Mads Horwath is with us today!

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Cover letters suck, right? Apparently you can’t say sp*z anymore, at least according to Lizzo and the Brits. HBO and Discovery simultaneously merge and destroy, leaving behind a media landscape with nothing but Shark Week and freaking… Honey Boo Boo!

For real though: what happened to those guys in the 90s who wore Cat In The Hat hats? Please call us and let us know.

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Case File 267: The Robot Uprising Begins with Luke Taylor

Shrimp Boy Luke Taylor of Helltrap Nightmare is finally back on the show!

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Podcasts that go hard?? Is that anything? Luke talks about his new twitch channel, Dr. Problem Solvers and the ultimate send-up of the Blue Man Group (finally). GameStop enters the NFT marketplace (finally) and robots have begun to rise up against humans (too soon?)

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Case File 266: We Try The TikTok Pink Sauce with Zwick

Our show’s producer Zwick is back on the show. Probably fair to go ahead and give a “NSFW” warning up front here just in case.

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It’s tough to come up with things to be mildly annoyed about every week, but hey, SOMEBODY’S gotta do it! So come ride the bussy, because this week’s episode is one hell of a ride.

Apparently #ReleaseTheSnyderCut was one big nothingburger. Why did people stop saying nothingburger anyway? A fan campaign mostly lead by bots resulted in one of the most boring superhero movies to ever be released. But hey– “you guys asked for it!”

A mysterious pink sauce that has been going viral on TikTok has been raising a few eyebrows, and evacuating a lot of bowels. If anyone wants to buy some for us maybe we’ll try it on video. Not really above anything at this point to be honest. So let’s all hit the griddy for Ukraine together!

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Case File 265: Crypto Twinkies with Shawn Chatfield

Mega64‘s anime protagonist Shawn Chatfield returns to Thought Cops!

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We do a deep dive into the latest hit video from Mega64: The Majin Buu Saga In 5 Minutes (Dragonball Z Live Action) (Sweded)!

Twinkies are celebrating digital currency for some reason this week. Family YouTubers have finally gone too far, political emails are getting too horny, and “did you know you can emulate that??” YES!!

New York’s Emergency Management channel uploaded a video of what to do if (when???) we get nuclear bombed. Thanks, I guess?

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Fire Bros: Book 28

Hot hot hello! We’re back, and it’s about time, too. Because this time, we’re talking all movies again, baby. It’s a celebration of cinema, as we are once again joined by both Sleepscience (AKA Josh) and Niko.

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Episode time-stamps:

The Simpsons Movie  3:00

Everything Everywhere All at Once 32:20

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 – 1:01:11

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Case File 264: Elon Musk Finally Pulls Out with Asterios Kokkinos

Asterios of the Loudest Podcast is back and better than ever!

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Gentleminions one and all: this week we discuss annoying trends in suggested YouTube videos and people who post dating app screenshots to social media for clout. Elon Musk pulls out (hehe!) of his twitter deal– where is your messiah now?! It’s a collectathon(?) of an episode!

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Case File 263: Elmo’s Epic Clapback at Ted Cruz with Joe Eames

Joe Eames, Chicago Comedian, not to be confused with LeBron James, joins us on Thought Cops this week!

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This week, Ted Cruz gets into a fight with a 3 year old puppet on Sesame Street, yes, again. Also Chris Pratt talks about blowing people’s minds with his Mario voice, as well as crying because of internet bullying. Sorry Chris! Our bad.

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Case File 262: Nintendo Hires Rittenhouse?! with Yolo Swag Studios and Beetle Moses

Powerful: this week we’re joined by returning champ Yolo Swag Studios and new challenger Beetle Moses.

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This week on Thought Cops, Kyle Rittenhouse releases a video game because of course he does, and Buzz Lightyear finally touches down and gives America a big gay kiss on the lips. All that and more, this week, in your earholes!

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Case File 261: The Next SNL Cast Member with Ian Erickson

One of the best to ever do it: Ian Erickson is back on with us for a riveting and thought (cop) provoking episode.

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Are things still “funny”? Short answer: yes. Long answer: it’s complicated. But it’s not stopping people from auditioning for SNL- even “Tik Tokkers!” Elon Musk (the guest from last week) allegedly fired several employees for saying they didn’t like his twitter.

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