Case File 177 with Sarah Black

Would you and your friends listen to this podcast for $10,000? Sarah Black of Please Save Me saves the show this week!

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Field Notes

Family members giving you unsolicited advice on your content? Yeah, we’ve all been there.

Lunchables for adults became a subject of hot debate this week. Disney Channel’s Boy Meets World reboot is anti-commonism, and apparently Ren and Stimpy are coming back. The 90s never end, do they?

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Credit to “C B” for this week’s Thought Cops theme song cover, played at the end of the episode.

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Case File 176 with Ari Grabb and Asterios Kokkinos of Bento Banana 3

Set your Mochiflix membership level to Platinum, because this week on the show we have Ari Grabb, creator of Bento Banana returning to promote the newest installment in the saga. Also, former guest and friend of the show Asterios Kokkinos of The Loudest Podcast does some voice acting in Bento Banana 3, and is here to promote Family Matters.

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Field Notes

Make sure to look for the Thought Cops Easter Egg in the newest Bento Banana!

Also make sure to subscribe to twitch.tv/thoughtcops, where we’ll be streaming regularly Tuesday and Sunday nights from 7-9pm central.

This is an episode you won’t want to miss. Usually we edit out all the mistakes but we left them all in. What a wild ride. This episode is both an absolute nightmare and a brilliant work of postmodern art. We throw George X.L. Martin in jail for not finishing his book. We cancel Red Letter Media for their constant bullying of one of the most famous men on the planet. We choke Joe Rogan out in Jiu-Jitsu (in Minecraft) for calling video games “a waste of time.” We also uncover the hidden messages that Asterios has been sneaking into every episode of Thought Cops, that if you isolate shows you the entirety of Family Matters, just like the McBain movie in the Simpsons.

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Case File 175 with Kris Wilson of Cyanide & Happiness

This you? Kris Wilson, co-creator of Cyanide & Happiness returns to the program in full force this week.

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Field Notes

The hottest new game, Gamer Girl, had it’s trailer pulled from the publisher’s website this week after ‘disastrous reception’. Can’t imagine why. Thankfully someone re-uploaded it here.

Amidst decades of criticism, The Washington Redskins finally change their name to the Washington Football Team. DJ Joey Gamerword decides his stagename might be a little problematic, and a petition launches to change some of the in-store branding for Trader Joe’s.

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Case File 174 with Ian Erickson

Now stepping up to the plate, Ian Erickson of Punching Up is back on Thought Cops for round two. Frick, now I’m confusing my sports metaphors.

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We start the episode by cutting into each other, and it turns out that we were all cake. The whole time. Overrated joke, sure, but if we have to keep dredging on throughout this stupid ass culture war go ahead and stick our heads in the oven, because fuck it.

This week we have an update on the Harper’s “Cancel Culture” Letter (turns out they cancelled someone who signed it), blue checkmarks went to the Twitter version of a gulag, Taco Bell turns old menu items into cake, Goya Beans turns into a can of cake, and Cake Computers tells cakesumers not to put cake on their caketop camera, or else it will cake your cakecake. Cake.

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Case File 173 with Brandon Kirkman

Clean your pipes and flush as loudly as you can, on the show this week we have Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs, which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective!

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Light up the biggest weed you can and smash that play button, because we’re cancelling culture and fucking memes over here. Brandon assists us in getting the CAREN Act passed, taking down toxic masculinity one giant city skyscraper at a time, flipping the Scrabble board over, and helping white country bands steal the names of black blues singers that they then turn around and sue. HEY WAIT A MINUTE. No, we’re here to do the opposite of that. What’s the point of this show again? Who gets punished? Are the eyes of justice as blind as the long dick of the law, constantly thrusting upward toward the sky and ejaculating all over the dark corners of the internet? Find the answer to all of those questions and more, this week on Thought Cops!

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Case File 172 with Nico “ncoio”

We spend the 4th of July podcasting instead of grilling as Nico “ncoio” joins us in celebration.

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Field Notes

This week, everyone is cancelled. It’s like that movie The Purge, except it’s different. Reddit, YouTube, and comedies released in the 2000’s are under intense scrutiny for a litany of reasons, which you will just have to listen to the episode to find out.

A married couple wielding assault weapons on the front lawn of their McMansion goes viral, and Twitter releases a bunch of coding language changes that we wouldn’t have known about if they hadn’t advertised their coding language changes.

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Case File 171 with Be Nice To Me Productions

Be nice to us! Alex and Alex of Be Nice To Me Productions are back this week with some exciting news for Thought Cops listeners!

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Field Notes

Kevin and Grant have starring roles in Be Nice To Me Productions’ latest short film Chief Marketing Officer Job Downtown, which just released. We take a deep dive into talking about that, so consider that your homework for this week 🙂

Otherwise, crime doesn’t stop and it’s business as usual once again. A guy sues Twitch because boobs are too sexy. No, seriously. He almost burns his house down from ejaculate. Snapchat apologizes for a Juneteenth filter which is tasteless, to put it quite lightly. Big Mouth discourse heats up this week, and a controversial article about the closing of Chicago’s legendary comedy theater, iO Theater, comes to light.

Grab your himbos, get some tendies, and watch Be Nice To Me Productions’ latest short film!

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Case File 170 with Danny Thompson of ShadowForks Games

E3 might be cancelled this year, but we have returning champion and Official Thought Cops Gaming Correspondent Danny “The Street ‘Shadowforks‘” Thompson join us for another episode of Thought Cops!

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Unironically, there’s a new episode this week. We would NEVER ironically post one. This week, Danny helps us find where “the line” is in comedy and activism, as well as helps us argue better with people in the comments sections. We add a third mic to the Thought Cops, “Officer Karen,” help fire Aunt Jemima from her job, and stick Spongebob back in the closet, where he belongs. Inb4 “muh childhood=ruined!!!”

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Case File 169 with Yolo Swag Studios

We’re back! And this week we’re joined by Zack (Zach? Zatch???) of Yolo Swag Studios. You can follow him on Youtube, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, just make sure you follow him!

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Did we miss anything? We might’ve taken a week off, but even the Simpsons couldn’t have predicted what happened to the country last week. So there’s a lot to catch up on.

Jake Paul gets arrested and the Thought Cops accidentally bailed him out. Oops! They also cancelled Cops and are gunning for Paw Patrol. I hope we’re not next! The Looney Tunes also get their disarmed by the long dick of the state. Time for gamers to rise the fuck up.

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Case File 168 with Tyler Russo

What else can be said right now? Here’s some ridiculous bullshit, hope this lightens your week. Tyler Russo is back with us, we have some great discussion and much needed laughs.

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Field Notes

We talk about annoying twitter joke prompts. Ruin a podcast with one letter? Easy. Thought Bops. Funny.

Priests are on watch this week as they steal our schtick (not that one), and boredom? It stinks! We discuss the Karen spectrum, and of course, the anatomy of a turtle penis. Grimes and Elon have “updated” their offspring’s name, and much more.

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