Case File 216 with Keeby of Epic Gamer Comic

Keeby, renouned author of Epic Gamer Comics joins us on this week’s Thought Cops! Make sure to follow him on Newgrounds and also maybe Youtube.

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Field Notes

This week, deputy Keeby helps us take on the video game rumormill, joke ruiners, and pandering corporations. We also toss cuffs on Paddington 2 for no longer being the greatest movie ever, millenials for not returning back to their shitty jobs, and whatever the fuck the Ellie KKKemper story is. We still don’t know.

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Case File 215 with Niko from DarkSyde Jills

Niko from DarkSyde Jills joins us today for the first of many live video episodes of Thought Cops!

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Field Notes

This week, we use the long emoji squirtgun of the law against the Powerpuff Girls reboot script that was leaked, John Cena for calling Taiwan a country with Disney’s fist up his ass, Kevin Spacey for his new film role as a pedophile hunter, and Eve Fartlow.

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Case File 214 with Luke Flip of Podzooky

This week we’re joined by Luke Flip of Podzooky for a fresh, hot, ready to serve Thought Cops episode!

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Field Notes

This week, Luke helps us book people who don’t understand humor online, the extra dudes on James Rolfe’s youtube channel, and also the entire City of Chicago’s clerk’s office for not keeping better databases. In addition to that we do cancel culture at The Guardian for saying that Shrek is bad and learn what satire is and how it relates to Joe Rogan.

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Case File 213 with AnimeSerbia

This episode is hotter than a pack of Pokémon cards in a Target store- AnimeSerbia of KEMONOFRIENDZONE joins us once again!

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Field Notes

I am in the middle of carrying a podcast episode about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?

Like stealing candy from a baby? Pokémon cards are impossible to find anymore due to scalpers. The Mighty Might Bosstones released a song for the ages, and, hoo boy. Well, you’ll just have to listen.

Elon Musk gets in hot water with… Italians? Something new every week with this MF, I swear. All this and a whole lot more- don’t miss it!

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Case File 212 with Bronwyn Isaac

You’re the Bron dot com now, dog. This week, Bronwyn Isaac of Bad Romance Podcast calls in for an episode of our f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶f̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶v̶i̶d̶e̶o̶ podcast.

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Field Notes

We tried to do a video episode this week. It didn’t work! But within the next few weeks there will be more and more of that. Until then, you get to auditorily witness our growing pains. Sorry for any technical difficulties.

But nevertheless, this week we slough through the “woke CIA” video, Bill Gates’ divorce, and podcasts killing late night. Too bad we couldn’t just kill Barstool Sports instead.

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Fire Bros: Book 22

Hot hot hot welcome back to another installment of everyone’s favorite Thought Cops spin-off podcast, Fire Bros!

This month, it’s an “Oops! All movies” episode as we decide whether to burn or save: Justice League The Snyder Cut, Bad Trip, Ma, and Private Parts. We’re also joined by our good friend Josh AKA Sleepscience once again for his expertise on superhero movies that neither of us would touch with a 10 foot pole.

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Handy-dandy time-stamps:

“The Snyder Cut” – 2:36

Bad Trip – 48:20

Ma – 1:01:31

Private Parts – 1:16:24

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Case File 211 with Ari Grabb and Lara DeFord

Lights, camera, action: Ari Grabb and Lara DeFord from the Perfect Pitches podcast get deputized for an episode of Thought Cops. We were also on an episode of THEIR show too recently, so make sure to check it out:

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Field Notes

This week, we uncover the plot to replace Citizen Kane with Paddington 2 as the greatest movie of all time according to the greatest movie ranking website of all time. And we did nothing to stop it.

Speaking of movies, we also do our yearly report on the Oscars, and it goes as well as any previous year has. Cancel all movies, just put us in charge.

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Case File 210 with Cripp Daddy

Cripp Daddy, aka Yung Cripp joins us this week for a delightful episode of Thought Cops to be enjoyed by all. You can follow him on Twitter, Youtube, Twitch, and catch him at a show he’s performing at whenever this whole corona virus thing blows over.

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Field Notes

Scroll down 20 more pages for the ACTUAL write-up.

But anyway, this episode Yung Cripp helps us take down Disney Adults that hate wokeism, Ben Shapiro bringing his own wood to Home Depot, and showers. FINALLY. Never taking one again.

We also address the FBI being onto our “minecraft defense.” Here’s a refresher course if you don’t know what that is:

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Case File 209 with Bruce Kesselring

Comedian Bruce Kesselring is back again, and it’s about time too. And this time, things get even CRAZIER on this episode of Thought Cops! Would you believe it, folks.

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Field Notes

This week, people STILL don’t know how to google things, but at least everyone understands the assignment. This week’s assignment? Locate the Mayor of Twitter, Chrissy Teigen. Success! She’s back on Twitter after 3 weeks and looking to find 13 million of her closest friends.

Speaking of being back, so is Lindsay Ellis after raking Movie Bob over the coals. At least she’s sorry. We should all quit twitter for a week and come back so that people write articles about it. Who cares about any of this shit.

Finally, the MyPillow guy starts a new “free speech” website named “Frank” and you’ll never guess which words you’re not allowed to say there.

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Case File 208 with Big Time Garbage

Brett Mercer, Blain Hill, and Bart Dangus of Big Time Garbage bring the heat in this beefy barn-burner of an episode.

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Field Notes

Release the Podas cut- we talk at length about lengthy movies and the discussion around them. Bigger is always better? According to some parts of film twitter: yes. We talk about the weird cult of personality that is the stand-up comedy scene (especially in the last year of COVID times), and too many people are talk-singing online as a form of comedy. Do a podcast and talk normal, fuck you.

Space Jam discourse is back. Again. We’re sorry, okay? Coca-Cola gets cancelled, and no, Pepsi is NOT okay.

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