Case File 274: Space Force Coast to Coast with Drink A Beer And Play A Game

Brian and Jim of Drink A Beer And Play A Game are back! We went on their show this week, and they came on ours. The content creator’s circle of life.

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Field Notes

We’re still complaining about wordle, get over it. If you were in our discord server, you’d understand. Though that problem has been quarantined now. Thanks Zwick! Grant walks back a previous Key to the City as a new 2 Minutes Of Hate: The Patagonia founder giving away his money. Hey, you can’t win ’em all.

All bets are off on twitch this week, because gambling is (sort of) a problem. “Most gambling. Okay some gambling. Okay we have no idea what we’re doing all right?”

The mighty “Space Force” has a theme song now that middle school bands will be forced to play at football games for years to come. Hey, maybe you could use the annoying ukelele they gave you on a 12 hour flight to Honolulu.

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Case File 273: The Queen is Still Dead with Grant Duffrin of 3GI

The Queen is dead, but long live Shrek. That’s right you know him from the world famous Shrek Retold and Milwaukee’s very own Shrekfest, Grant Duffrin of the 3GI is back for another episode of Thought Cops!

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Field Notes

This week, we talk about a bunch of stuff we know nothing about, the new SNL cast members, racist controversies about baby movies (the new Little Mermaid movie), the Queen dying, and celebrities on Cameo.

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Fire Bros: Book 29 – The Bear, Drive My Car, They Came Together

Welcome back to Fire Bros! The only Thought Cops spin-off podcast where we decide whether or not to burn or save different pieces of media. This time we are joined, again, by our dear friend Josh AKA Sleepscience.

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Episode time-stamps:

The Bear  2:33

Drive My Car – 38:10

They Came Together – 1:03:04

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Case File 272: Seinfeld Streetwear with Andrew Shankland

Andrew Shankland is back to talk about recording his new comedy album, which you can buy tickets to here!

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Hi progressive leftists! We know you enjoy your podcast with a peppermint latte, soywhip, and frickin… skinnied jeans. What year is it again?

The discourse around whether cellphones should be allowed in school has been heating up, and luckily enough, our guest is a teacher! We ask Mr. Shankland firsthand how accurate this is, being a teacher in the age of smartphones, and the stories (nightmares) you hear about. Jerry Seinfeld has one of the most bizarre photoshoots of all time, and quite frankly, we are here for it.

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Case File 271: Quiet Quitting with Nik Oldershaw

We invent the character “Malorti Lightfoot” in this one. Revolutionary stuff as Nik Oldershaw of Doom Scroll visits Neo-Chicago!

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The next “Baby Shark“? Believe it or not folks, it could just be true. Syndey Sweeney gets cancelled because of a guy in the background of a photo from her mother’s birthday party, and is spanking making a comeback?? Holy crap, Lois!

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Case File 270: The Great Comedy Debate with Jonathan Dunne

Talk about opening a Can of Worms– Jonathan Dunne is on the show with us!

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Jonathan Dunne talks about his variety show Can of Worms which you can see at the Lincoln Lodge in Chicago! As such, we have a conversation about conversations regarding whether comedy should be offensive or not. And we’re sick of it! Doesn’t go anywhere productive, ever.

Netflix is very allegedly letting creators edit their programs post-release. The “Duffer” Brothers vehemently deny this claim, but fans have found proof showing otherwise. The Oscars not-so allegedly apologize for cancelling Sacheen Littlefeather 50 years ago.

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Case File 269: Woke Cracker Barrel with Anime Serbia

Kemonofriendzone‘s own Anime Serbia is back on the show to complete his podcast appearance hat trick!

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Cracker Barrel has gone… woke? Oh, say it ain’t so! Well, judging by the title of this week’s episode, you bet your behind it is.

You know what sucks? Negative comments. Not gonna front or pretend or anything, they’re a bummer! Let it out, it’s cathartic. Speaking of letting it out, someone should let that guy in his cage out over at CPAC.

Hamilton has gone… anti-woke? Oh, say it ain’t so! …Hello?

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Case File 268: The HBO Mergepocalypse with Mads Horwath

This episode may just live rent-free in your heads, and we’re going to start charging rent. Comedian and cartoonist for The New Yorker Mads Horwath is with us today!

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Cover letters suck, right? Apparently you can’t say sp*z anymore, at least according to Lizzo and the Brits. HBO and Discovery simultaneously merge and destroy, leaving behind a media landscape with nothing but Shark Week and freaking… Honey Boo Boo!

For real though: what happened to those guys in the 90s who wore Cat In The Hat hats? Please call us and let us know.

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Case File 267: The Robot Uprising Begins with Luke Taylor

Shrimp Boy Luke Taylor of Helltrap Nightmare is finally back on the show!

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Podcasts that go hard?? Is that anything? Luke talks about his new twitch channel, Dr. Problem Solvers and the ultimate send-up of the Blue Man Group (finally). GameStop enters the NFT marketplace (finally) and robots have begun to rise up against humans (too soon?)

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Case File 266: We Try The TikTok Pink Sauce with Zwick

Our show’s producer Zwick is back on the show. Probably fair to go ahead and give a “NSFW” warning up front here just in case.

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It’s tough to come up with things to be mildly annoyed about every week, but hey, SOMEBODY’S gotta do it! So come ride the bussy, because this week’s episode is one hell of a ride.

Apparently #ReleaseTheSnyderCut was one big nothingburger. Why did people stop saying nothingburger anyway? A fan campaign mostly lead by bots resulted in one of the most boring superhero movies to ever be released. But hey– “you guys asked for it!”

A mysterious pink sauce that has been going viral on TikTok has been raising a few eyebrows, and evacuating a lot of bowels. If anyone wants to buy some for us maybe we’ll try it on video. Not really above anything at this point to be honest. So let’s all hit the griddy for Ukraine together!

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