Case File 221 with Skylarky

Skylarky joins the boys for a colorful new episode of Thought Cops! Make sure to subscribe to her Twitch channel!

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This week, the Thought Cops and the trusty deputies tackle video game immortality, Ben and Jerry‘s doing internet terrorism, and Emilia Clark‘s awesome new comic book.

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Case File 220 with Andrew Hilary

This week Andrew Hilary of The Worst Week Yet podcast joins the boys in blue and trades in his ice cream scoop for a green squirt gun.

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Ratio! This week we cover Twitter removing Fleets, the “Freedom Phone“, and a new update on whether or not Chrissy Teigen is currently on Twitter. Spoiler alert: she’s not. All that and more on this week’s THOUGHT COPS!

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Case File 219 with Garrett Hunter of Mega64

Now loading… Garrett Hunter returns to the show to talk about Mega64 going on tour, his collaboration with Slime da Garbage Mane, working on two huge Evangelion videos, and a whole hell of a lot more– it’s simply not to be missed.

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This week we go in on pimple popping videos and the media franchise that has spawned from them. The NYPD is under fire for funneling their budget into a stranger-danger van, eating bread is tacky, and can someone check on John Xena?

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Case File 218 with Ian Erickson

Why’s all the rum gone, you may be asking yourself. Well, have a seat on the bisexual couch and get Sparrow-pilled– everything will be 100% clear when you listen to this episode with Chicago comedian Ian Erickson.

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This week we’re all in “the studio” together and we get personal as we reflect on our flop eras and social media regrets. Football is gay, and so are couches. GETTR fails to get ‘r done, and we wrap it all up by watching some videos of parrots just doing stuff, as well as listener voicemails of course.

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BONUS! Fire Bros – Book 21

What’s that? Free bonus content? Enjoy an episode of our Patreon-exclusive spin-off show Fire Bros – on the house! We’re taking a breather after last week’s live show, so have a taste of a little something different this week!

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“Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on Patreon, you’ll get access to ALL of the episodes of our spin-off show Fire Bros where we review four different pieces of media each month. Who else but the Thought Cops could determine what is and isn’t safe for public consumption? In this episode, we decide whether to burn or save some of the most hotly-contested properties around. Check out the timestamps below and find out:

The Last Dance – 8:56

Bug Fables – 36:30

Death To 2020 – 59:25

Tickled – 1:21 :42

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Case File 217 LIVE with Aaron Klopfer

Nature has healed- Thought Cops live shows are back! Our dear friend Aaron Klopfer joins us on-stage at the Lincoln Lodge to discuss some of the most pressing matters on the internet.

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Batman doesn’t eat pussy, Jeffrey Toobin returns to television after a rather vulnerable moment on a zoom call, someone proposes to their sweetie via skywriting and has to include a Joe Rogan meme, and “Men’s Guide To Shorts This Summer”? We’ll be the judge of that. Join us on this hero’s journey full of cameo appearances, surprises, laughs, and lots more.

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Case File 216 with Keeby of Epic Gamer Comic

Keeby, renouned author of Epic Gamer Comics joins us on this week’s Thought Cops! Make sure to follow him on Newgrounds and also maybe Youtube.

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This week, deputy Keeby helps us take on the video game rumormill, joke ruiners, and pandering corporations. We also toss cuffs on Paddington 2 for no longer being the greatest movie ever, millenials for not returning back to their shitty jobs, and whatever the fuck the Ellie KKKemper story is. We still don’t know.

If you’re in the Chicago area on June 18th, we’re having our first post-apocalyptic live show at the Lincoln Lodge at 11pm. Click HERE to buy tickets!

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Case File 215 with Niko from DarkSyde Jills

Niko from DarkSyde Jills joins us today for the first of many live video episodes of Thought Cops!

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This week, we use the long emoji squirtgun of the law against the Powerpuff Girls reboot script that was leaked, John Cena for calling Taiwan a country with Disney’s fist up his ass, Kevin Spacey for his new film role as a pedophile hunter, and Eve Fartlow.

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Case File 214 with Luke Flip of Podzooky

This week we’re joined by Luke Flip of Podzooky for a fresh, hot, ready to serve Thought Cops episode!

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This week, Luke helps us book people who don’t understand humor online, the extra dudes on James Rolfe’s youtube channel, and also the entire City of Chicago’s clerk’s office for not keeping better databases. In addition to that we do cancel culture at The Guardian for saying that Shrek is bad and learn what satire is and how it relates to Joe Rogan.

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Case File 213 with AnimeSerbia

This episode is hotter than a pack of Pokémon cards in a Target store- AnimeSerbia of KEMONOFRIENDZONE joins us once again!

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I am in the middle of carrying a podcast episode about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?

Like stealing candy from a baby? Pokémon cards are impossible to find anymore due to scalpers. The Mighty Might Bosstones released a song for the ages, and, hoo boy. Well, you’ll just have to listen.

Elon Musk gets in hot water with… Italians? Something new every week with this MF, I swear. All this and a whole lot more- don’t miss it!

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